this is my job?

o my gosh look at this place.....is that a 3-D Tree?...whaaaat!....."sir are you heading to the networking gala?" ...well yes....yes i am... "allow me to escort you to the 21st floor" Thanks buddy.

this is how my night began...myself and my partner Etta then proceeded to room 2102....after starring at this enormous modern oak door, we ring the door bell and are immediately greeted by a room full of millionaires.....who couldn't be happier to see us.... i immediate thought

This is my job?

We then entered the million dollar condo on top of the city of Dallas....we were sitting on couches that were made of snake skin....staring at hand painted pictures of the owners....sipping cocktails and rubbing shoulders with Dallas's finest :)

O and did i mention the party was sponsored by Three olives Vodka? ........take a second and process that.

Full open bar....needless to say...i was happy.

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and Etta of course enjoyed a few glasses of $1200 wine.

the night went on and i sold some tickets and invited some people to come to Vegas etc etc but the best part of the night was the 2 bulldogs that were roaming the party all night...it was my heaven. :)

the second best part was everything we experienced added to the fact that 90% of the guys there were gay...and gay guys are seriously THEE people to party with.(Side note: if you have never partied with gay males...you are seriously missing out...and im not talking the kind that want to stick their tongue down your throat..im talking about wealthy married dudes) ..i had an awesome time and met some amazing people....

now back to the 3-D tree....yes it was a three dimensional tree in the lobby....i felt like i was in the matrix.

Needless to say this event was the highlight of my trip here to Dallas.

once the sun went down we went out the balcony overlooking the city and took it all in. Three olives kept the night going with all kinds of samples of drinks i could not name nor do i need to...because they were handed to me hah...no ordering/tipping necessary

Thank you to everyone who showed me what its like to be at the top!

Very good night....still cant believe this is my job....lol

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Dallas is not Fort Worth....and other rants

Hello all....so today i was working in what i thought was Dallas TX but was actually Fort Worth. I was scolded by a 100 year old lady for calling where she lived, "Dallas" . She said....and i quote.."listen here yungun...this is NOT Dallas....this here in FORT WORTH TEXAS! Dallas is where the EAST ENDS and Fort Worth is where the WEST BEGINS!, Git it right then come on back tamora (Tomorrow)." So there i was ....standing alone...in fort worth...with my dignity spilled all over the side walk. A 100 year old lady just gave me the business.... so ladies and gentlemen...do not make that mistake....EVER!

Rants: I hate this...... "and then i totally got wasted with @Mark Franklin and we were all partying at @Sinderellas Rib Shack..." First of all twitter is horrible....but to take twitter into real life conversation with this ridiculous "@" before every noun is making me want to throw up. my name is not @David McClain.....my name is David McClain...Now...i will admit, im angry because im ignorant....and who knows...in a week i may be "@"ing everyone and everything i see....but until then...i hate twitter...and i hate the @ sign....its stupid...@ means AT....and you were not partying with AT david mcclain. That just doesnt make sense.....turrable.

Rant: Another thing that grinds my gears...is the NBA draft.. i wont event tell you why...ill just lay out my proposal to the NBA. The first 3 picks can have 3 minutes each to pick and interview and get your tiny hat that doesn't fit, and show off your rented suit...the rest of the picks occur in 5 second intervals via lighting rounds. each team gets 5 seconds to pick their player and if they dont, they lose their pick. there is no commentary because i swear i heard "well you know the guy is gonna have to mold into an NBA player before he's a superstar"..........ARE YOU SURE?....yes we all know he will have to forget about passing, learn how to force shots, travel often, and score 50 a game in order to be a super star. Oh and he has to be over 6 feet tall because there was a certain player named Allen....wait what was his last name....anyway...he did all of that and he will most likely be forgotten in the next 5 years. even though he was the leading scorer in the NBA. So thats my plan for the NBA i hope it works out

More rants to come...i hope you enjoyed our time together today

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