Dallas is not Fort Worth....and other rants

Hello all....so today i was working in what i thought was Dallas TX but was actually Fort Worth. I was scolded by a 100 year old lady for calling where she lived, "Dallas" . She said....and i quote.."listen here yungun...this is NOT Dallas....this here in FORT WORTH TEXAS! Dallas is where the EAST ENDS and Fort Worth is where the WEST BEGINS!, Git it right then come on back tamora (Tomorrow)." So there i was ....standing alone...in fort worth...with my dignity spilled all over the side walk. A 100 year old lady just gave me the business.... so ladies and gentlemen...do not make that mistake....EVER!

Rants: I hate this...... "and then i totally got wasted with @Mark Franklin and we were all partying at @Sinderellas Rib Shack..." First of all twitter is horrible....but to take twitter into real life conversation with this ridiculous "@" before every noun is making me want to throw up. my name is not @David McClain.....my name is David McClain...Now...i will admit, im angry because im ignorant....and who knows...in a week i may be "@"ing everyone and everything i see....but until then...i hate twitter...and i hate the @ sign....its stupid...@ means AT....and you were not partying with AT david mcclain. That just doesnt make sense.....turrable.

Rant: Another thing that grinds my gears...is the NBA draft.. i wont event tell you why...ill just lay out my proposal to the NBA. The first 3 picks can have 3 minutes each to pick and interview and get your tiny hat that doesn't fit, and show off your rented suit...the rest of the picks occur in 5 second intervals via lighting rounds. each team gets 5 seconds to pick their player and if they dont, they lose their pick. there is no commentary because i swear i heard "well you know the guy is gonna have to mold into an NBA player before he's a superstar"..........ARE YOU SURE?....yes we all know he will have to forget about passing, learn how to force shots, travel often, and score 50 a game in order to be a super star. Oh and he has to be over 6 feet tall because there was a certain player named Allen....wait what was his last name....anyway...he did all of that and he will most likely be forgotten in the next 5 years. even though he was the leading scorer in the NBA. So thats my plan for the NBA i hope it works out

More rants to come...i hope you enjoyed our time together today

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