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Friday, June 25, 2010

while we're on the subject....

So while we are on the subject...heres some other things that grind my gears......i will put this in bullet form

Thing i cant stand (and please...take offence to this)
-when you are merging onto a highway....and people are in the right lane and will not let you over till the last minute/or speed up to pass you

-taking the crust off your sandwich.

-mustard

-People who don't say hi.

-comedians who are not funny

-cranberry juice

-pictures of things you see everyday in real life.

-Chinese checkers

-commercials that could be funnier

-Neck Ties

-the Ford symbol

-the fact that coca cola can make a zero calorie beverage that tastes exactly the same as coke...yet they still have the 800 calorie version to tempt us

-"Bagel Stop Lights" = stop lights that take so long, you can eat an entire bagel while waiting for it to turn green

-people who insist they can "off" someone... you're not tony soprano, and no you can't...thats murder

-the overuse of funny phrases. maximum use is 7 times per month

-80s music

-quoting movies that no one has ever seen...and laughing...by urself

-comedians that are not funny....did i say this one?

Things i like

-half price appetizers


thats it for now....more to come....

my.thoughts.exactly

2 comments:

  1. I think every red light is a "bagel stop light" for you and me. We seriously should have a speed eating contest. I would win.

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  2. yea but thats 2 against 1 so thats not fair at all

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