Thing i cant stand (and please...take offence to this)
-when you are merging onto a highway....and people are in the right lane and will not let you over till the last minute/or speed up to pass you
-taking the crust off your sandwich.
-mustard
-People who don't say hi.
-comedians who are not funny
-cranberry juice
-pictures of things you see everyday in real life.
-Chinese checkers
-commercials that could be funnier
-Neck Ties
-the Ford symbol
-the fact that coca cola can make a zero calorie beverage that tastes exactly the same as coke...yet they still have the 800 calorie version to tempt us
-"Bagel Stop Lights" = stop lights that take so long, you can eat an entire bagel while waiting for it to turn green
-people who insist they can "off" someone... you're not tony soprano, and no you can't...thats murder
-the overuse of funny phrases. maximum use is 7 times per month
-80s music
-quoting movies that no one has ever seen...and laughing...by urself
-comedians that are not funny....did i say this one?
Things i like
-half price appetizers
thats it for now....more to come....
my.thoughts.exactly
I think every red light is a "bagel stop light" for you and me. We seriously should have a speed eating contest. I would win.
ReplyDeleteyea but thats 2 against 1 so thats not fair at all
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